You know what I hate? I hate it when Cox breaks their own servers or something and then I can't get on the internet. So I get out their packet and it's all like "go to www.cox.net to get heloh wait! You can't! HAH!". So I call their number and they're all like "your area is being attacked by Mothra. Our Oompa Loompas are on it but we do not have an estimated time of resolution. Go have sexual intercourse with yourself in the meantime." Argh. This has been happening to me once per month, at least.
Yeah yeah, I'm spoiled.
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What wouldn't I give to attribute my internet problems to a Mothra attack? You are very, VERY spoiled. >)
I would be more understanding of Cox if Mothra did attack =P
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