Adverb Spelling Disease

I saw an insult on the Yahoo Finance boards today and I lawled. You would too if somebody insulted you like this. Imagine somebody getting all up in your face. He's serious and aggressive and he's about to call you some names, you can just feel it. The rage he exudes is palpable and he's going to berate you verbally somethin' fierce. His massive chest heaves up in a great intake of air and he calls you a

"..miserably systic [sic] fibrosis!"

What do you do? What can you do when faced with perfect, beautiful nonsense? In three words we've got an adverb used as an adjective, misspelling, and the misappropriation of a disease as an insult. That sounds like a pretty good idea for an insult formula actually. Let me have a go!

I think you should shut up you...

• Pathetically Pulmonairy Embolism!
• Stupidly Renul Failure!
• Moronically Subdurel Hematoma!
• Quickly Hemerajic Fever!
• Vicariously Sikul Sell Anemia!

Just more proof for John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.