Things I depend upon, aside from the basic necessities, without which my life would be unlivable as it is right now:
1) Internet connection.
2) Fluent English, and conversationally fluent Chinese.
3) Band-Aids.
4) A watch.
5) Corrective lenses.
6) American Cultural Dominance.
7) Ability to pull fecal matter out of my rear matter in a convincing manner.
8) Freedom from blanket censorship.
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