Friday, March 24, 2006

From the Mind of a Friend (and Me)

Let's start with the friendly bartender.
A very good place to start.
When you hunt you begin with

Fe-male-deers
When you drink you begin with a pint-of-beer

Pint-of-beer

Pint-of-beer
The first three words that bartenders hear
Pint-of-beer

Pint-of-beer

No-thing-else-just-give-me-beer...

Oh, let's see if I can make it easier:

Do. A beer. A female beer.
Ray. "Hey Ray, I'll have a beer!"
Me. That's me. I'll have a beer.
Far. A long way for a beeeeeer.
So, I think I'll have a beer.
La. La, la, la, la, la, beeeeeer.
Tea. No thanks, I'll have a beer.
and that brings us back to beer, beer, beer, beer.

Pilsner, Blond, Double Draft
Extra Stout, and Pale Ale

Whennnnn youuuu haaaaave soooooome beeeeers tooooo driiiink.
Youuuuuu shoulllllld driiiiiiink 'mooooost aaaaaaanyyyyyythiiiiiiing.

1 comment:

Veet Fan said...

In one glorious episode of the Simpsons, Homer sings a similar song. His version goes:

Duff. A Beer. My favorite beer.
Ray. The guy who sells me beer.
Me. The guy who drinks the beer.
Fa. A long, long way for beer.
So. I think I'll have a beer.
La. La la la la la beer.
Ti. No thanks, I'm having beer...
That will bring us back to *doh*