Monday, June 05, 2006

Finish This Limerick

There once was a man who napped
and while he napped he crapped.
You feel for the sap
who crapped while he napped...

Rules:
1) The last line should preferably contain the word "crap".
2) The last line should preferably be witty, and contain the word "crap".
3) Points awarded for the use of the word "crap".

I came up with: "and in his own crap was he trapped."

Anybody with a better ending line?

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