Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Moon Bloodgood

So how does one go about getting a last name like "Bloodgood" and, furthermore, how do parents with such a last name decide to call their daughter "Moon"? Moon. Blood. Good. It's some kind of crazy trifecta of double O words all strung together to form a name!

I can do that too. Let's see here: School ... drool ... cool. Drool and cool already match their counterparts (drool and blood are liquids and cool and good are value judgements). School isn't a celestial body, though it is a location, but let's let that slide.

So, the name of my child?

School Droolcool.

Obviously, it's a boy.

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