Friday, August 05, 2005


Things I depend upon, aside from the basic necessities, without which my life would be unlivable as it is right now:

1) Internet connection.

2) Fluent English, and conversationally fluent Chinese.

3) Band-Aids.

4) A watch.

5) Corrective lenses.

6) American Cultural Dominance.

7) Ability to pull fecal matter out of my rear matter in a convincing manner.

8) Freedom from blanket censorship.

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