Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Judicial Vultures

"If you or a loved one has taken Zyprexa and have experienced side effect a, side effect b, or DEATH, please call the offices of Exploitation, Extortion, and Preying Bastards."

Somebody down at the offices of Sokolove didn't copy edit the intern's work apparently. If I've taken Zyprexa and experienced death, I certainly wouldn't be calling no lawyer. And seriously, if you're going to prey on the weak, at least do it logically.

1 comment:

Shryh said...

Electronic Voice Projection, m'dear, Electronic Voice Projection. ;)